good conversation starters
- omg so i was jerking off right and then„„
- CRASHES THROUGH UR WALL ON MY SCOoter
- did u see that thing on tumbler
- would u like to talk about ou r lord and saviour jesus christ
- I JUST FELL OFF A CHAir
- get in loSER WE’RE GOINg #SWAGGIng
bad conversation starters
ignore unnecessary negativity. like “you’re too old to go in the inflatable bouncy castle”. don’t listen to things like that. don’t let them control your life. go into that inflatable castle. bounce around all you want. stare intently at the person who told you you couldn’t go in. while bouncing around. the whole time
Gay fanfic pokémon?
Hentai seal dick
*le gasp* to be a North Sea Pirate princess? How did you know?
Anal gay money
Anal Booty Gay ………………. HA, GAYY!
Pokemon fanfics booty
Seal, sex, and memes… rejected
Samsung gives us a glimpse of the future via a prototype of their flexible OLED screen, which paves the way for everything from foldable phones to tablets that you can roll up like a newspaper.
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
The only Dad joke that matters.
Pokémon AU where Izumida has two Machoke named Andy and Frank.
If you’re interested I opened commissions
IT OCCURRED TO ME ONCE WHILE WATCHING THIS EPISODE
DIPPER IS TWELVE??????
WHAT GRADE IS THIS KID IN??????????¿¿¿???
I’M A SOPHOMORE IN ALGEBRA II AND I STILL DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT WEIRD POINTY E MEANS
The pointy E. Haha.
Hey may be in advanced classes.
when i was in 2-3 grade, there was this boy who was already doing College level math
So….Dipper’s a math genius?
…Tell me more.
I think both twins are geniuses, but in different ways.
Dipper is a Math and Physics genius. He can think critically and come up with ideas beyond his years. He knows how to decode clues and solve puzzles extrenely quickly. (He’s basically like Dib from Invader Zim, a child genius who is interested in the supernatural)
Mabel is an art genius. She freakin sculpted a life sized statue that looked exactly like Stan in less than 24 hours. She knits ever single one of her sweaters, which is very impressive considering how many she seems to have as she changes her sweater at least once per episode, and made an entire puppet show from scratch.
halloween’s coming early on tumblr
This is being aware that the media you create helps shape the minds of many viewers and society as a whole. Especially the very impressionable minds of young ones.
God bless Sesame Street.
Y’all don’t understand how important this is.