(Source: idiosyncratic-lavender)
iwishiwasathomeplayingvideogames:
I FOUND MY FAVOURITE POST ON TUMBLR.
Manservant/Sorcerer:
IT GOT BETTER
THOR
The Boy Who Lived
(Source: writetothesoul)
It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.
It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.
It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.
It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…
its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…
it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.
It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”
Maybe it’s Maybelline











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